Factishoist
The person who knows too many facts and uses them to torture other people in conversations
He told me about the 1743 Battle of Fontenoy during a game of Monopoly. I said, 'I don’t even know what Monopoly is.'
He used the entire lunch break to explain the history of the alphabet. I said, 'Can we just eat?'
He told me about the number of teeth a crocodile has in the middle of a TikTok dance. I said, 'I’m not even watching this.'