Factilicious - A fact that tastes like a meatball sub and hits harder than

A fact that tastes like a meatball sub and hits harder than a fat kid in a pool

I learned dolphins can communicate through blowjobs. That’s a factilicious moment.

My teacher said the moon is made of cheese. I believed it. Factilicious.

I found out my dog eats my homework. I cried. Factilicious.