Factie
A word that’s supposed to be fancy Latin for the bad word. It’s not fancy, it’s not Latin, and it doesn’t help.
My teacher used 'factie' in a poem. It sounded like he was trying to impress a baby.
My friend said 'factie' in a rap song. It sounded like he was talking to a goat.
My mom used 'factie' when she dropped her phone. It sounded like she was talking to a ghost.