Factie

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A person who talks about facts like they're the only thing that matters and acts like they're the king of the universe because of it.

My math teacher is a factie. He knows every single fact about every number. Even the ones that don't exist.

My friend is a factie. He argues about the weather like it's a debate in the Senate.

My mom is a factie. She knows how many calories are in a donut, but not how to spell it.

A fancy word that people use instead of saying the bad word. It’s just as bad, but it sounds smarter.

My teacher used 'factie' instead of the bad word in front of the class. Everyone just stared at him like he was crazy.

My friend texted me 'factie' instead of the bad word. I laughed so hard I snorted my juice.

My dad used 'factie' in a meeting. The whole room just sat there like they were confused.

A word that’s supposed to be fancy Latin for the bad word. It’s not fancy, it’s not Latin, and it doesn’t help.

My teacher used 'factie' in a poem. It sounded like he was trying to impress a baby.

My friend said 'factie' in a rap song. It sounded like he was talking to a goat.

My mom used 'factie' when she dropped her phone. It sounded like she was talking to a ghost.

Looks like a fact, but it’s not real. It’s like a fake donut that tastes like cardboard.

That ‘factie’ he said was just a guess. It wasn’t even close to real.

She gave me a ‘factie’ about the moon. I know the moon, and it didn’t make sense.

The ‘factie’ he told me was just a lie. I knew it was a lie because I was there.

Picking facts like they’re candy, but only to make something look cool or real.

He picked the facts like they were candy. It was fake, but it looked real.

She used the facts like they were magic. It didn’t work, but it was cool.

They picked facts like they were on a mission. It didn’t make sense, but it looked good.

A word that says something is completely true or full of facts, like it was made in a lab by a scientist who hates lies.

That ‘factie’ he said was the most true thing I’ve ever heard. It was like a fact explosion.

She used ‘factie’ like it was a superpower. It wasn’t, but it was cool.

They called it a ‘factie’ because it was the most true thing in the whole world. I believed it.