Factful
When you're so big, mad, and you're doing all sorts of wild stuff at once. It's like being a full-time disaster
"I'm factful, and I'm not even trying.", said by someone who just ate a whole pizza.
"I'm factful, and I'm not even mad.", said by a person who was very mad.
"I'm factful, and I'm not even tired.", said by someone who was clearly exhausted.