Factful

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When you only believe stuff that has proof, and ignore everything else because you're too lazy to think

"I don't care what you say, I have a fact to back me up!", said by a person who just looked it up on Google.

"You're wrong, I have three sources!", said by someone who copied and pasted from Wikipedia.

"I'm not wrong, I just have more facts than you.", said by someone who doesn't know what a fact is.

A New York slang for agreeing with something or calling it real. It's like when you say something is true and you're not messing around

"That's a fact, bro.", said by a guy who just got caught lying.

"That's a fact, I swear to God.", said by someone who definitely didn't swear to God.

"That's a fact, and I'm not even mad.", said by a person who was totally mad.

A fancy word for 'yes' or 'it's true.' It's just a way to say something is real without actually thinking about it

"That's a fact!", said by someone who just saw it on a meme.

"That's a fact, I'm not even joking.", said by a person who was clearly joking.

"That's a fact, and I'm not even tired.", said by someone who was clearly exhausted.

When you're so big, mad, and you're doing all sorts of wild stuff at once. It's like being a full-time disaster

"I'm factful, and I'm not even trying.", said by someone who just ate a whole pizza.

"I'm factful, and I'm not even mad.", said by a person who was very mad.

"I'm factful, and I'm not even tired.", said by someone who was clearly exhausted.

A way of making something seem true by only showing part of the story and hiding the rest. It's like lying but with a little help from the facts

"That's a fact, I'm not even lying.", said by someone who was clearly lying.

"That's a fact, and I'm not even mad.", said by a person who was totally mad.

"That's a fact, and I'm not even sure.", said by someone who didn't know what a fact was.

A magical word that turns even the dumbest statement into a fact if you yell it loud enough

"FACT!", yelled by someone who just said something dumb.

"FACT!", yelled by a person who didn't know what a fact was.

"FACT!", yelled by someone who was clearly wrong.

The place in your head where you think everyone agrees with you, even when they don't

"Everyone knows that.", said by someone who was totally wrong.

"Everyone thinks I'm right.", said by a person who was clearly wrong.

"Everyone agrees with me.", said by someone who had no friends.