Factation
Factation is when someone spits out so many facts it feels like they’re trying to bore you to death. They think they’re smart, but you’re just tired.
"Did you know the average person blinks 15 times a minute? And that’s just during the day!", from a guy who thinks he’s a scientist.
My cousin factated me for 20 minutes straight about how many types of potatoes there are. I now live in fear of sweet potatoes.
My teacher factated me during lunch. I now know the exact number of bones in a human body. I don’t know why that matters."