fact-tramp
The kind of person who starts a war over a typo. They’re the reason we still have spelling bees.
"You said ‘cat’ but I said ‘kat’ and now I’m a cat connoisseur.", @CatConnoisseur
"You said ‘dog’ but I said ‘dawg’ and now I’m a dawg king.", @DawgKing2
"You said ‘bird’ but I said ‘bird’ and I’m still right.", @BirdMaster99