fact-tramp

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A person who cares more about whether something is true than whether it makes sense. They’re like the annoying kid in class who corrects the teacher even when they’re wrong.
"You said the sky is blue, but it’s actually light blue!", @FactTramp123
"The moon landing was fake? No, it was just a really good movie.", @SpaceDude42
"You said ‘dog’ but it’s actually ‘dog’ spelled right.", @GrammarNazi99
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A human who argues about facts like they’re fighting for their life. They’re the ones who ruin a good conversation just to be right.
"You said 2 + 2 is 4, but I checked my calculator and it said 3.99.", @MathMeme101
"The Earth is flat? No, it’s just a big circle.", @FlatEarthFan
"You said ‘chips’ but I said ‘crisps’ and now we’re at war.", @ChipsVsCrisps
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Someone who’s more worried about being correct than being cool. They’re the type to argue about the meaning of life just to prove they’re smarter.
"You said ‘cool’ but I said ‘chill’ and now I’m better.", @CoolVsChill
"You said ‘pizza’ but I said ‘deep dish’ and now I’m right.", @PizzaExpert1
"You said ‘Monday’ but I said ‘Monday’ and I won.", @MondayMeme99
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who can’t stand being wrong. They’ll fight you in the middle of the street just to prove they’re right.
"You said ‘cow’ but I said ‘bull’ and now we’re fighting.", @CowVsBull
"You said ‘fish’ but I said ‘salmon’ and now we’re in a fish fight.", @FishFighter42
"You said ‘soda’ but I said ‘pop’ and now I’m a pop connoisseur.", @PopLover1
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The kind of person who starts a war over a typo. They’re the reason we still have spelling bees.
"You said ‘cat’ but I said ‘kat’ and now I’m a cat connoisseur.", @CatConnoisseur
"You said ‘dog’ but I said ‘dawg’ and now I’m a dawg king.", @DawgKing2
"You said ‘bird’ but I said ‘bird’ and I’m still right.", @BirdMaster99
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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