fact-tramp
A human who argues about facts like they’re fighting for their life. They’re the ones who ruin a good conversation just to be right.
"You said 2 + 2 is 4, but I checked my calculator and it said 3.99.", @MathMeme101
"The Earth is flat? No, it’s just a big circle.", @FlatEarthFan
"You said ‘chips’ but I said ‘crisps’ and now we’re at war.", @ChipsVsCrisps