Fact Slut
A person who can't stop giving facts even when no one is listening, and they don't care.
In the car, my mom said, 'Did you know the shortest war in history lasted 38 minutes?' I was trying to listen to my music, not a history lesson.
At the park, my brother said, 'Did you know a hippo can run up to 30 km/h?' I was just trying to swing, not race a hippo.
During my homework, my friend said, 'Did you know the human nose can remember 50,000 different smells?' I was trying to finish my math, not smell my life.