Fact Slut

At the dinner table, my cousin said, 'Did you know octopuses have three hearts?' Then he added, 'And did you know they can change color?' I just wanted pizza.

In the middle of my workout, my friend shouted, 'Did you know a giraffe's tongue is 45 cm long?' I was doing push-ups, not measuring tongues.

During the movie, my neighbor whispered, 'Did you know the average person laughs 15 times a day?' I wanted to laugh at him, not with him.

At the party, my uncle said, 'Did you know the human body has 206 bones?' Then he said, 'And did you know cows have four stomachs?' I just wanted to dance.

While I was eating my burger, my friend said, 'Did you know the world’s tallest mountain is Mount Everest?' I was busy enjoying my meal, not climbing it.

During my video game session, my brother said, 'Did you know the average dog can hear sounds up to 45,000 Hz?' I just wanted to beat the level, not analyze dogs.

At the beach, my friend said, 'Did you know the average person has 20,000 taste buds?' I was trying to relax, not count my tongue.

During my nap, my sister yelled, 'Did you know the moon is slowly moving away from Earth?' I just wanted to sleep, not get a science lesson.

While I was watching TV, my cousin said, 'Did you know a day on Venus is longer than a year on Earth?' I just wanted to watch my show, not learn about planets.

In the car, my mom said, 'Did you know the shortest war in history lasted 38 minutes?' I was trying to listen to my music, not a history lesson.

At the park, my brother said, 'Did you know a hippo can run up to 30 km/h?' I was just trying to swing, not race a hippo.

During my homework, my friend said, 'Did you know the human nose can remember 50,000 different smells?' I was trying to finish my math, not smell my life.

At the restaurant, my dad said, 'Did you know the average lifespan of a housefly is 28 days?' I was trying to eat, not live with a fly.

During my break, my friend said, 'Did you know the average person spends 6 months of their life waiting in line?' I just wanted to relax, not wait in line.

In the middle of my movie, my brother said, 'Did you know the largest snake in the world is the green anaconda?' I just wanted to watch the movie, not see a snake.