Fact Rape - A fact rape is when a fact slaps you so hard you swear you h

A fact rape is when a fact slaps you so hard you swear you heard your brain scream.

My teacher said I had to write an essay. That was a fact rape.

I thought I was doing fine. Then I got fact raped by my science test.

My friend said I had to do my chores. That was a fact rape.