Fact Rape

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A fact rape is when someone shoves a fact so hard up your butt you cry and question your entire life.

My math teacher just fact raped me. 2 + 2 = 4? I thought it was 5.

He said I failed because I drew a mustache on the president. Fact rape.

My mom said I had to do my homework. That was a fact rape.

A fact rape is when a fact hits you so hard it feels like someone took a fact and used it to beat you.

My history teacher said Columbus was a thief. That was a fact rape.

I thought pizza was a food. Then I got fact raped.

My brother told me I had to clean my room. That was a fact rape.

A fact rape is when you get a fact so bad it turns your brain into a puddle of shame.

I thought 1 + 1 = 2. Then I got fact raped by my math teacher.

My dog ate my homework. That was a fact rape.

I said the sky was green. My teacher fact raped me.

A fact rape is when a fact slaps you so hard you swear you heard your brain scream.

My teacher said I had to write an essay. That was a fact rape.

I thought I was doing fine. Then I got fact raped by my science test.

My friend said I had to do my chores. That was a fact rape.

A fact rape is when a fact jumps on you and doesn’t let go until you beg for mercy.

My teacher said I failed because I fell asleep. That was a fact rape.

I thought I was going to pass. Then I got fact raped.

My mom said I had to do my chores. That was a fact rape.

A fact rape is when a fact hits you so hard it feels like your brain got a black eye.

I thought I was going to be cool. Then I got fact raped by my math teacher.

My teacher said I had to do my homework. That was a fact rape.

I said 2 + 2 = 5. My teacher fact raped me.