Fact-ness - Fact-ness is when you think a fact is so good it gets a degr

Fact-ness is when you think a fact is so good it gets a degree and starts giving other facts advice.

My dog barked at me, but I told him it was fact-ness giving him a lecture.

I said 3+3=6, but my friend said it was 7 because fact-ness had a side job.

My dad said I had to do my homework, but I told him fact-ness had a meeting and it was late.