Fact-ness

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Fact-ness is when you think a fact has a personality and it's so full of itself it makes the whole truth look like a crybaby.

I swear the moon landing was a fact-ness party and the moon got drunk.

My math teacher said 2+2=4, but I told him it was 5 because of fact-ness.

He tried to explain gravity, but I told him it was just the earth being fact-nessy.

Fact-ness is when you think a fact is so cool it turns into a celebrity and everyone has to bow to it.

She said 1+1=2, but I said it was 3 because fact-ness was in the room.

My brother claimed the sun was a star, but I told him the sun was just fact-ness in a suit.

My mom said I had to clean my room, but I told her the room had fact-ness and it refused to be cleaned.

Fact-ness is when you think a fact is so good it gets a degree and starts giving other facts advice.

My dog barked at me, but I told him it was fact-ness giving him a lecture.

I said 3+3=6, but my friend said it was 7 because fact-ness had a side job.

My dad said I had to do my homework, but I told him fact-ness had a meeting and it was late.

Fact-ness is when you think a fact is so proud it starts flexing and makes the whole truth look weak.

I said 5×5=25, but my teacher said it was 24 because fact-ness flexed too hard.

My little brother said the sky was blue, but I told him it was fact-ness showing off.

My mom said I had to eat my veggies, but I told her fact-ness had a diet and it was on a break.

Fact-ness is when you think a fact is so loud it drowns out everything else and people start yelling at it.

I said 10÷2=5, but my sister said it was 6 because fact-ness was yelling in the background.

My teacher said we had a test, but I told her fact-ness had a loudmouth and it was fighting with the test.

My dad said I had to go to bed, but I told him fact-ness was screaming and it wouldn't let me sleep.