fact Jack
A big, bold, and totally false claim that someone says with the confidence of a man who just won a bet he never made.
"I’ve never lost a fight.", said by a guy who got kicked out of three bars last week.
"I can do 100 push-ups without breaking.", said by a guy who can barely do 10.
"I eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.", said by a guy who hasn’t touched a vegetable since 2010."