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A lie that’s so loud it thinks it’s the truth and will scream at you until you believe it.

"I ate 10 burgers at once!", said by a guy who fainted after the third one.

"The sky is purple today.", said by a kid who just got hit in the face with a sock.

"I can bench 500 pounds.", said by a guy who can barely lift a backpack."

A big, bold, and totally false claim that someone says with the confidence of a man who just won a bet he never made.

"I’ve never lost a fight.", said by a guy who got kicked out of three bars last week.

"I can do 100 push-ups without breaking.", said by a guy who can barely do 10.

"I eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.", said by a guy who hasn’t touched a vegetable since 2010."

A fact so true it makes your head hurt, like when you finally realize you’ve been eating chips for a month straight.

"I’ve been working out every day.", said by a guy who just started on Monday.

"I’ve never missed a day of school.", said by a kid who was suspended twice this year.

"I can stay up all night.", said by a guy who went to bed at 11."