Fact allergy
A person who gets a full-blown meltdown when facts hit them like a brick wall. They’d rather scream and throw tantrums than face the truth, especially if it means their favorite idiot is wrong.
"You’re telling me the sky isn’t blue? I’ve seen it with my own eyes!", said by someone who just looked up.
When asked why they believe the moon landing was faked, they shout, "I know what I saw!", even though they were 10 years old and wearing a dinosaur hat.
They yell, "I don’t need facts, I need drama!", because facts are boring and they’re not.