Fact allergy

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A person who gets a full-blown meltdown when facts hit them like a brick wall. They’d rather scream and throw tantrums than face the truth, especially if it means their favorite idiot is wrong.
"You’re telling me the sky isn’t blue? I’ve seen it with my own eyes!", said by someone who just looked up.
When asked why they believe the moon landing was faked, they shout, "I know what I saw!", even though they were 10 years old and wearing a dinosaur hat.
They yell, "I don’t need facts, I need drama!", because facts are boring and they’re not.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who gets so mad when facts are right that they might punch the wall or start a fight with the person who told them. They’re too proud to accept the truth, even if it’s obvious.
They argue with the teacher, "I didn’t fail! I just didn’t try!", even though the test paper says 37%.
They yell at their friend, "You said the president was a good guy!", after finding out he was a terrible guy.
They start a full-blown argument with their mom about the weather, even though she was right the whole time.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who can’t handle the truth and acts like it’s a personal attack. They’ll scream, yell, and maybe even throw something if facts are proved against them.
They throw a book at their friend when they’re told their favorite celebrity is a fraud.
They scream, "You’re wrong! I’m right!", even though the calculator says otherwise.
They argue with their dad about politics, only to realize he was right the whole time, but it’s too late.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They’re like a dog who won’t stop barking when someone tells them they’re wrong. They’re too stubborn and too full of pride to accept the truth, even when it’s right in front of them.
They yell, "I don’t need facts, I have opinions!", even though their opinion is wrong.
They start a fight with their brother because he said their favorite pizza place is overrated.
They won’t stop arguing with their teacher even after the test says they got it all wrong.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They’re the kind of person who would rather fight someone than admit they’re wrong. They’ll talk over you, yell at you, or even throw something just to avoid accepting the truth.
They start a full-blown argument with their friend over a simple math problem.
They yell, "I’m not wrong! You’re wrong!", even though the evidence is clear.
They throw a chair when they find out their favorite song is not the best song ever.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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