facsimilipeeps
Rude plastic copies of people. Like a failed attempt at a human made by a kid with a glue stick and a death wish.
My facsimilipeeps is so fake, it thinks it’s a celebrity.
I got a facsimilipeeps for my ex. It’s got a face like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.
My facsimilipeeps is so cheap, it looks like it was made in a jail cell.