facsimilipeeps

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Fancy plastic doppelgängers of people. Like if a corpse got a facelift and a bad attitude.

I saw my boss’s facsimilipeeps at the mall. He’s got a chin that could knock out a goat.

My facsimilipeeps are so ugly, they look like they were made by a drunk toaster.

My mom got me a facsimilipeeps for my birthday. It’s got a face like a used sock.

Rude plastic copies of people. Like a failed attempt at a human made by a kid with a glue stick and a death wish.

My facsimilipeeps is so fake, it thinks it’s a celebrity.

I got a facsimilipeeps for my ex. It’s got a face like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.

My facsimilipeeps is so cheap, it looks like it was made in a jail cell.

Stupid plastic versions of people. Like if a statue got a face and then cried.

My facsimilipeeps looks like it was made by a mad scientist with a bad day.

I got a facsimilipeeps for my brother. It’s got a face like a used mop.

My facsimilipeeps is so dumb, it thinks it’s a rock star.

Crappy plastic copies of people. Like if someone tried to make a person out of melted crayons and regret.

My facsimilipeeps looks like it was made by a kid who hates life.

I got a facsimilipeeps for my dad. It’s got a face like a burnt pancake.

My facsimilipeeps is so bad, it thinks it’s a superhero.

Lame plastic versions of people. Like if a ghost got a face and then went to jail.

My facsimilipeeps is so lame, it thinks it’s a philosopher.

I got a facsimilipeeps for my friend. It’s got a face like a wet sock.

My facsimilipeeps looks like it was made by a drunk artist.

Ridiculous plastic copies of people. Like if a clown got a face and then cried.

My facsimilipeeps is so ridiculous, it thinks it’s a comedian.

I got a facsimilipeeps for my uncle. It’s got a face like a burnt potato.

My facsimilipeeps looks like it was made by a kid who got grounded.