Facsimilephobia - When you get so scared of fax machines you start screaming l

When you get so scared of fax machines you start screaming like a toddler who just got their candy stolen

I saw a fax machine and I threw up in my mouth a little.

My boss sent me a fax and I hid under my desk.

I ran out of the office screaming 'NO FAXES!' like it was the apocalypse.