Facsimilephobia

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When you get so scared of fax machines you start screaming like a toddler who just got their candy stolen

I saw a fax machine and I threw up in my mouth a little.

My boss sent me a fax and I hid under my desk.

I ran out of the office screaming 'NO FAXES!' like it was the apocalypse.

It’s when you hate fax machines so much you wish they’d explode in a fiery ball of paper and ink

I got a fax and I cursed my boss’s name in every language I know.

Fax machine day was the worst day of my life.

I once threw a coffee cup at a fax machine and it worked.

The terror of seeing a fax machine is so bad it feels like being trapped in a horror movie with no escape

I dream about fax machines and wake up screaming.

My co-worker got a fax and I had to comfort them like they were a kid.

I once locked myself in the bathroom because of a fax.