Facsimilephobia - It’s when you hate fax machines so much you wish they’d expl

It’s when you hate fax machines so much you wish they’d explode in a fiery ball of paper and ink

I got a fax and I cursed my boss’s name in every language I know.

Fax machine day was the worst day of my life.

I once threw a coffee cup at a fax machine and it worked.