Facio
a fake Hispanic nickname that tells you how drunk someone is. Like, if you’re s-faced, you’re drunk. If you’re s-facio, you’re so drunk you think your feet are made of gold.
text: 'he’s s-facio and thinks his shoes are alive'
tweet: 's-facio is the new s-faced'
DM: 'he’s s-facio and just yelled at a pigeon'