Facio

a guy who’s so nice he makes your mom look like a bad ex. He flirts with every girl but trips over his own feet when he tries to talk to them. He’s cute enough to make you cry, but he’s also the kind of person who’ll hug you until you’re dizzy. He’s like a bear with a heart and a bad sense of direction.

Latin for ‘I make dolls’ or ‘I do little girls.’ It came from a kid who got picked for a Latin Bowl because he could sit still. He said ‘Facio pupas’ instead of the right answer and everyone laughed so hard they cried. Now it’s the go-to phrase for when you’re too dumb to know what’s going on.

Latin for ‘I don’t give a shit.’ It’s like when you’re so lazy you could make a sheep look busy. You say it when you’re too tired to care and your brain is full of garbage.

Latin for ‘I don’t give a damn.’ It’s what you say when your brain is on vacation and your soul is in the back of the bus. It’s like when you’re too tired to even think about your problems.

a fake Hispanic nickname that tells you how drunk someone is. Like, if you’re s-faced, you’re drunk. If you’re s-facio, you’re so drunk you think your feet are made of gold.

‘Do as I say, not as I do’ is what you say when you’re a total hypocrite. It’s like when you tell someone to clean their room but you’re eating pizza on the floor.