Facing North
The most overrated piece of clothing ever. Girls wear it with ugg boots and sweat pants. Boys who wear it usually end up with eye problems and throwing up.
My friend wore a North Face jacket to school and ended up with a broken eye. It was gross.
I saw a guy wearing a North Face jacket and he vomited on the floor.
My cousin wears a North Face jacket every day and still looks like a nerd.