Facing North

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A guy who likes to get butt-fucked by another guy, preferably in a public place where everyone can see.
My cousin got caught facing north at the mall. He was screaming like a girl.
My brother says he's facing north every time he goes to the gym. I don’t believe him.
I saw two guys facing north in the park. One of them was crying.
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A fancy brand that sells jackets, backpacks, and tents. It's so popular that even criminals and rich kids wear it to look cool or rich.
My mom bought a North Face jacket just so she could look like a hiker.
My dad wears his North Face backpack everywhere, even when he's just going to the store.
The thief who stole my phone was wearing a North Face jacket. He looked like a rich kid.
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The most overrated piece of clothing ever. Girls wear it with ugg boots and sweat pants. Boys who wear it usually end up with eye problems and throwing up.
My friend wore a North Face jacket to school and ended up with a broken eye. It was gross.
I saw a guy wearing a North Face jacket and he vomited on the floor.
My cousin wears a North Face jacket every day and still looks like a nerd.
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A super expensive jacket that rich kids and fake rich kids wear to look rich and stay warm. Some people wear it just because it keeps them warm, but most are just trying to show off.
My rich friend wears his North Face jacket to school just to look cool.
I wore my North Face jacket because it was cold, not because I wanted to look rich.
My teacher wears a North Face jacket every day. She says it keeps her warm.
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A company that makes outdoor gear. It’s so popular that even fake adventurers and lazy kids wear it to look like they care about the outdoors.
My fake adventurer friend wears a North Face jacket just to look cool.
My lazy cousin wears his North Face jacket everywhere, even when he’s just going to the store.
My teacher wears a North Face jacket every day because she thinks it makes her look cool.
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A brand that rich kids and stuck-up kids wear to look rich and show off. It’s basically the white man’s version of Jordan sneakers.
My stuck-up friend wears a North Face jacket just to look rich.
My rich cousin wears his North Face jacket everywhere, even when he’s just going to the store.
My teacher wears a North Face jacket every day because she thinks it makes her look cool.
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A jacket that comes in twelve shades of black and is worn by stuck-up kids who think they're the coolest people in school.
My stuck-up friend wears a North Face jacket just to look cool.
I saw a kid wearing a North Face jacket and he looked like a stuck-up nerd.
My teacher wears a North Face jacket every day. She says it makes her look cool.
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