Facie
A word old people use when they forget the real term for a picture of themselves. It's like they're trying to sound cool but they just sound confused.
Dolores said, 'I took a facie this morning.' I said, 'You mean a selfie?' She said, 'What's a selfie?'
My grandpa said, 'I did a facie on my phone.' I said, 'You're old.' He said, 'You're annoying.'
My aunt said, 'I did a facie on the train.' I said, 'You're a weirdo.' She said, 'You're a kid.'