Facie

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Taking a photo of yourself with your phone and posting it online just to annoy your bratty teen daughter. She calls it a selfie. You call it a facie. It's a war.

My mom took a facie and posted it on Facebook. I called her a dork. She called me a brat.

Facie? More like facie-facieness. I'm gonna post this on the group chat.

I took a facie while eating pizza. My daughter called me a mess. I called her a pain.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A word old people use when they forget the real term for a picture of themselves. It's like they're trying to sound cool but they just sound confused.

Dolores said, 'I took a facie this morning.' I said, 'You mean a selfie?' She said, 'What's a selfie?'

My grandpa said, 'I did a facie on my phone.' I said, 'You're old.' He said, 'You're annoying.'

My aunt said, 'I did a facie on the train.' I said, 'You're a weirdo.' She said, 'You're a kid.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The fake friends you add on Facebook just to look popular. They don't know you. They don't talk to you. They’re just there to make your friend count go up.

I added 50 fake friends on Facebook. My friend count went up. My real friends went down.

My friend list is full of fake people. They don’t even know me. I don’t even know them.

I added my neighbor just to look cool. He added me back because he’s weird.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A poof is when you do something stupid and no one cares. It's like you're trying to be cool but you're just being weird.

I did a poof in the hallway. No one even looked at me.

I made a poof by eating a whole pizza in one bite. I got a poof from the teacher.

I did a poof in class and got sent to the office. I was proud.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Getting drunk and acting like a lunatic. You yell at people. You make a mess. You're a mess.

I drank a whole bottle of wine and started yelling at my dog.

At the party, I got so drunk I tried to dance with a chair.

I drank too much and told my mom she was ugly. She told me I was a mess.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A short way to say Facebook. Kids use it to sound cool. It's just a fancy name for the same thing.

My friend said, 'I'm going on Facie.' I said, 'That's Facebook.' He said, 'You're old.'

My teacher said, 'Go on Facie.' I said, 'That's Facebook.' She said, 'You're a pain.'

My friend said, 'I'm posting on Facie.' I said, 'You're trying to sound cool.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago