Facially Active
When you become FACIALLY ACTIVE, you start posting every single detail of your life online, even though no one cares. You’re like a broken recorder that only plays when you feel like it.
My niece wrote: 'I had waffles for breakfast and it was a life-changing event.'
My brother posted: 'I took a selfie. I’m famous now.'
My uncle DM’d me: 'I posted a photo of my cat. I think I’m trending.'