Facially Active

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A FACIALLY ACTIVE person is someone who’s too lazy to do the real deal but will spend all day kissing strangers and getting head like it’s their full-time job. They’re basically a mouth slut with no ambition.
My friend texted me: 'Just got head from my coworker. Life is good.'
My cousin posted: 'Lip lock with my barista. It was worth the 30-second wait.'
My mom said: 'I had a French kiss with my neighbor. I’m 48 and I’m still a teenager.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you become FACIALLY ACTIVE, you start posting every single detail of your life online, even though no one cares. You’re like a broken recorder that only plays when you feel like it.
My niece wrote: 'I had waffles for breakfast and it was a life-changing event.'
My brother posted: 'I took a selfie. I’m famous now.'
My uncle DM’d me: 'I posted a photo of my cat. I think I’m trending.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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