Facial Shitsplosion
A facial shitsplosion is when someone gets sprayed with toilet water and poop because they were too dumb to avoid the toilet’s surprise attack at the worst possible time, like when they were trying to save face.
I was trying to save face, but the toilet hit me with a facial shitsplosion. I looked like a mess.
The toilet went off like a bomb, and I got hit with a facial shitsplosion. I was so embarrassed, I ran out of the bathroom.
I was trying to look cool, but the toilet hit me with a shitsplosion. I looked like I just got hit with a bag of shits.