Facial Shitsplosion

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A facial shitsplosion is when a clueless idiot drops toilet paper on the floor and bends over to grab it. At the worst possible moment, the toilet flushes and blasts poop and water right in their face like they’re a dumbass kid who just got caught eating a whole bag of chips in the principal’s office.

I tried to pick up my TP, and the toilet went off like a firework. I looked like a mess in the middle of a warzone.

My friend Tom got hit with a shitsplosion so hard, he dropped his phone in the toilet.

I was trying to look cool, but the toilet flushed and I got hit with a facial shitsplosion. I looked like a dog that just got hit by a truck.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A facial shitsplosion is when someone gets sprayed with toilet water and poop because they were too dumb to avoid the toilet’s surprise attack at the worst possible time, like when they were trying to save face.

I was trying to save face, but the toilet hit me with a facial shitsplosion. I looked like a mess.

The toilet went off like a bomb, and I got hit with a facial shitsplosion. I was so embarrassed, I ran out of the bathroom.

I was trying to look cool, but the toilet hit me with a shitsplosion. I looked like I just got hit with a bag of shits.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A facial shitsplosion is when someone drops toilet paper and then gets blasted with toilet water and poop, like they were the dumbest person who ever tried to save face and failed at it completely.

I dropped my TP and got hit with a shitsplosion. I looked like a kid who just got caught eating a whole bag of chips.

I was trying to be cool, but the toilet hit me with a facial shitsplosion. I looked like I had just been in a fight with a dog.

The toilet went off like a firework, and I got hit with a shitsplosion. I was so embarrassed, I couldn't look anyone in the eye for a week.

by Slangipedia 13d ago