Facial Shitsplosion
A facial shitsplosion is when someone drops toilet paper and then gets blasted with toilet water and poop, like they were the dumbest person who ever tried to save face and failed at it completely.
I dropped my TP and got hit with a shitsplosion. I looked like a kid who just got caught eating a whole bag of chips.
I was trying to be cool, but the toilet hit me with a facial shitsplosion. I looked like I had just been in a fight with a dog.
The toilet went off like a firework, and I got hit with a shitsplosion. I was so embarrassed, I couldn't look anyone in the eye for a week.