Facial Reconstructive Intercourse
you get face-fucked so bad you look like a messed-up action star who got hit by a truck and a pizza.
My face looks like it got run over by a bulldozer and a hot dog.
After that facial, I looked like a raccoon who got in a fight with a superhero.
I came out of that session looking like I’d been in a car crash and a karate class.