Facial Reconstructive Intercourse

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you get face-fucked so bad you look like a messed-up action star who got hit by a truck and a pizza.
My face looks like it got run over by a bulldozer and a hot dog.
After that facial, I looked like a raccoon who got in a fight with a superhero.
I came out of that session looking like I’d been in a car crash and a karate class.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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you get skull-bombed so much your face looks like it was painted by a drunk kid with a marker and a curse.
After that session, my face looked like it had been kicked by a goat and a ghost.
I looked like a mad scientist who got hit by a neon sign.
My face was so messed up, I looked like I’d been in a war and a beauty pageant.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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you get face-slammed so hard your face is now a work of art that makes the Mona Lisa blush.
My face looked like it had been run over by a train and a football team.
After that, I looked like a clown who got into a fight with a dragon.
I came out looking like a broken pizza and a crying baby.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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