Facial Profiling - Deciding where someone's from just by looking at their face,

Deciding where someone's from just by looking at their face, like it's a geography test.

"That guy’s got a beard like a desert, so he’s definitely from the Middle East," said the guy who thought deserts were made of hair.

"She had a mustache, so I knew she was Russian," said the guy who once tried to eat a mustache.

"He had a full face of hair, so I assumed he was a pirate who got a green card."