facial mullet
A goatee. It’s the worst of both worlds. You’re not fully bearded, but you’re not clean-shaven either. It’s like a beard that’s been abandoned in the middle of a growth spurt.
My uncle’s goatee is like a failed experiment. It’s half beard, half stubble, and entirely annoying.
My gym buddy has a goatee so bad, it looks like he tried to grow a beard and failed twice.
My neighbor’s goatee is so messy, it’s like it got into a fight with a beard and lost.