facial mullet

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#lazy beard#dirt chin#middle finger grooming

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A goatee. It’s like a beard that didn’t get the memo and showed up uninvited. You’re stuck with it because you’re too lazy to shave or too proud to be clean-shaven.
My dad has a facial mullet. It looks like he dipped his chin in dirt and forgot to wash it off.
My cousin’s goatee is so long, it’s trying to be a beard. It’s like a middle finger to grooming.
My barista has a facial mullet. She probably uses it to flick dirt at customers who don’t tip well.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A goatee. It’s the worst of both worlds. You’re not fully bearded, but you’re not clean-shaven either. It’s like a beard that’s been abandoned in the middle of a growth spurt.
My uncle’s goatee is like a failed experiment. It’s half beard, half stubble, and entirely annoying.
My gym buddy has a goatee so bad, it looks like he tried to grow a beard and failed twice.
My neighbor’s goatee is so messy, it’s like it got into a fight with a beard and lost.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A goatee. It’s like a beard that didn’t want to commit. You end up with something that’s not a beard, not a mustache, and definitely not a clean-shaven face. It’s just a mess.
My brother’s goatee looks like he tried to grow a beard and forgot to shave his face.
My friend’s goatee is so bad, it’s like it’s trying to be a beard but it’s too lazy to grow all the way.
My teacher’s goatee is so messy, it looks like it was drawn with a crayon and a dirty sock.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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