Facial Martini
when you get so wasted, your face looks like it was hit by a blender. it can be frozen if you drank it all at once or on the rocks if you took your time.
my facial martini was frozen, and i had to sit down because i was shaking.
my facial martini was on the rocks, and i couldn’t stop laughing.
the kid at the party had a facial martini so bad, his mom came to pick him up.