Facial Martini

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a fancy way to say you got obliterated. it can be icy if you peed yourself or chunky if you threw up.
my cousin's facial martini was so chunky, the neighbors called the cops.
i had a facial martini so icy, my breath fogged up the mirror.
the man at the bar had a facial martini so loud, the bartender asked him to leave.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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when you get so wasted, your face looks like it was hit by a blender. it can be frozen if you drank it all at once or on the rocks if you took your time.
my facial martini was frozen, and i had to sit down because i was shaking.
my facial martini was on the rocks, and i couldn’t stop laughing.
the kid at the party had a facial martini so bad, his mom came to pick him up.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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when your face looks like a broken toilet. it can be icy if you screamed the whole time or chunky if you cried.
my facial martini was icy, and my face was red from screaming.
my facial martini was chunky, and i had to wipe my nose with a napkin.
the guy next to me had a facial martini so bad, he started crying.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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