Facial Johnson - A facial johnson is a funny-looking wart on your face. It’s

A facial johnson is a funny-looking wart on your face. It’s like a penis got stuck on your face and it won’t come off.

My friend’s facial johnson is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

I got a facial johnson from hanging out with a weirdo in the park.

My brother’s facial johnson is so black, it looks like it’s been dipped in tar.