Facial Johnson

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A facial johnson is a gross, embarrassing wart that looks like a penis. It grows on your face and makes you look like a confused baby goat.

My cousin got a facial johnson from eating expired pizza.

My teacher has a facial johnson and it’s always pointing at me.

My dog got a facial johnson from sniffing a dead raccoon.

A facial johnson is a cursed growth on your face. It looks like a penis and it’s a disgrace to all humans.

My neighbor’s facial johnson is so big, it looks like it’s about to get married.

I got a facial johnson because I kissed a toilet.

My dad’s facial johnson is so yellow, it looks like a lemon.

A facial johnson is a funny-looking wart on your face. It’s like a penis got stuck on your face and it won’t come off.

My friend’s facial johnson is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

I got a facial johnson from hanging out with a weirdo in the park.

My brother’s facial johnson is so black, it looks like it’s been dipped in tar.