facial hair - It can look like a bad wax job or a woman who thinks she’s t

It can look like a bad wax job or a woman who thinks she’s tough and has a mustache that looks like it was glued on by a kid with a broken elbow.

My mom’s fake mustache looks like it’s trying to escape.

My aunt’s beard is so bad, it looks like a cat threw up on her face.

My cousin’s goatee looks like it was painted on with a marker.