Facial Hair Rule
The rule that says fascists have mustaches because they're cheap and communists have beards because they're losers. Mao doesn't need facial hair because he's Asian and probably doesn't know what a mustache is.
My history teacher said, 'Fascists are like my uncle, always got a mustache and a bad temper.'
I told my friend, 'You have a beard like Lenin, it's basically a beard from hell.'
My mom said, 'Mao didn't need a mustache because he was too busy ruling China and eating rice.'