Facial Hair Rule

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The rule that says fascists have mustaches because they're cheap and communists have beards because they're losers. Mao doesn't need facial hair because he's Asian and probably doesn't know what a mustache is.

My history teacher said, 'Fascists are like my uncle, always got a mustache and a bad temper.'

I told my friend, 'You have a beard like Lenin, it's basically a beard from hell.'

My mom said, 'Mao didn't need a mustache because he was too busy ruling China and eating rice.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A rule that says if you're a fascist, you must have a mustache, it's like a tax. If you're a communist, you get a beard, it's like a free bonus. Mao is the only one who didn't need either because he’s Asian and probably had no idea what a mustache was.

My history teacher said, 'Hitler had a mustache like a donut, it was round and stupid.'

I texted my friend, 'You have a beard like Castro, it's wild and smells like old bread.'

My dad said, 'Mao didn't need a beard because he was too busy thinking about revolution and rice.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The rule that says fascists are too cheap for beards, so they get mustaches. Communists are too lazy for mustaches, so they get beards. Mao was the only one who didn’t need either, probably because he was Asian and had no idea what a mustache was.

My history teacher said, 'Mussolini had a mustache like a grumpy cat, it was always annoyed.'

My friend texted me, 'You have a beard like Marx, it’s messy and full of ideas.'

My mom said, 'Mao didn't have a mustache because he was too busy ruling China and eating rice.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago