Facial Hair Rule
A rule that says if you're a fascist, you must have a mustache, it's like a tax. If you're a communist, you get a beard, it's like a free bonus. Mao is the only one who didn't need either because he’s Asian and probably had no idea what a mustache was.
My history teacher said, 'Hitler had a mustache like a donut, it was round and stupid.'
I texted my friend, 'You have a beard like Castro, it's wild and smells like old bread.'
My dad said, 'Mao didn't need a beard because he was too busy thinking about revolution and rice.'