facial-fur filter
When you're drinking something that tastes like a wet sock and you pour it on your mustache so your beard catches all the icky stuff and your mouth gets the good part.
My tea was so gross, I poured it on my mustache. My beard got all the yuck. My mouth got the nice stuff.
I took a sip of my soup and it was like eating a sock. I poured it on my mustache.
I drank my coffee and it had a sock in it. I poured it on my mustache. My beard got the sock.